Haiku

Someone once gave me a book as a gag titled "Haiku Mama" back when I was going through a haiku stage. I mainly would haiku at work to get out frustration with the system. I'll have to share some of those sometime.. I"ve saved the really good ones. But I'm browsing this book and here is a cute one about police...

Off with a warning;
even police officers
are scared of babies